ryeisenberg:

Anderson Cooper’s Courtney Stodden Impression

Keeping ‘em honest.

If you are not watching the Ridiculist, you are missing out.

Everyone needs a little more Anderson in their lives.

likeancientbruises:

colorfieldsandwagonwheels:

(via lovelysouls)

this book is hilarious.

love love this book!

weaveadream:

rufustfirefly:

Lionel: EAGLE IS LEAVING! EAGLE IS LEAVING!
Clarisse: In hushed tones, Lionel. Hushed tones.

 SO QUALITY.

One of my fav scenes.

popcultaddict:

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own recordings to see what Michael was referring to.
Tobias: [on tape] Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Tobias: [out loud] Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias: [on tape] Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: [out loud] It’s out of context.
Tobias: [on tape] I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: [out loud] Tobias… you blow hard!

~ Arrested Development 2x10: Ready, Aim, Marry Me